... when you said, "Let's freeze Ruth's brain,"?
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IF YOU CAN'T BEAT 'EM - SEND OUT THE FLYING MONKEYS
ADVENTURES IN OZ...
THE MISSING LINK
One morning I stood in front of the Post Office with a NO CASINO sign in my hand and within minutes I was surrounded by the familiar faces of Casino-Friends, as if someone at the Honey Dew had made a call to the Wicked Witch, who in turn sent the flying monkeys to intimidate Gladys with her terrifying red sign...
(Excerpted from the post 'The Laugh Factory')
(Excerpted from the post 'The Laugh Factory')
IF YOU CAN'T BEAT 'EM - SEND OUT THE FLYING MONKEYS
One woman asked, “Why? Why would people want to put a casino in their town?”
I tried to come up with an answer…
“Well… not all of them do.”
“Then why is this happening?”
How do you explain wicked witches and flying monkeys to people who’ve spent their whole lives in the Emerald City.
(Excerpt from the post 'Emerald City')
I tried to come up with an answer…
“Well… not all of them do.”
“Then why is this happening?”
How do you explain wicked witches and flying monkeys to people who’ve spent their whole lives in the Emerald City.
(Excerpt from the post 'Emerald City')
5 comments:
Poor, poor Ruth! Now I'm so sad! (After I stopped laughing, that is.)
If those are flying monkey brains - they're going to give those diners gas.
(...being so full of hot air and all...)
Or acid reflux.
(...from being so naseating...)
or heartburn.
(...due to excessive bile...)
Hmmm....thought I sensed some similarities between AB and Hannibal Lector. "Clar-eeeeece, would you care to dine with me?" roflmao
Is anyone saving those priceless Bondisms? He took a page from Bush's Bushism when it comes to stupid things I shudna said. Ruths brain beats calling voters stupid or saying of the rapist and serial liar "everyone has skeletons in there closet." He keeps adding to each monday at the meetings. There's a book in this.
oh icky! I couldn't even watch this scene in the movie...talk about acid reflux!
good one - needed a good laugh this morning!
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