Ask, and you shall receive.drug use and abuse ..... and my take on it.
the screwdriver
or even better..... brawl at a peace ceremony.
or how about employing a level 3 sex offender? Hey, is he friends with Glenn?
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IF YOU CAN'T BEAT 'EM - SEND OUT THE FLYING MONKEYS
ADVENTURES IN OZ...
THE MISSING LINK
One morning I stood in front of the Post Office with a NO CASINO sign in my hand and within minutes I was surrounded by the familiar faces of Casino-Friends, as if someone at the Honey Dew had made a call to the Wicked Witch, who in turn sent the flying monkeys to intimidate Gladys with her terrifying red sign...
(Excerpted from the post 'The Laugh Factory')
(Excerpted from the post 'The Laugh Factory')
IF YOU CAN'T BEAT 'EM - SEND OUT THE FLYING MONKEYS
One woman asked, “Why? Why would people want to put a casino in their town?”
I tried to come up with an answer…
“Well… not all of them do.”
“Then why is this happening?”
How do you explain wicked witches and flying monkeys to people who’ve spent their whole lives in the Emerald City.
(Excerpt from the post 'Emerald City')
I tried to come up with an answer…
“Well… not all of them do.”
“Then why is this happening?”
How do you explain wicked witches and flying monkeys to people who’ve spent their whole lives in the Emerald City.
(Excerpt from the post 'Emerald City')
3 comments:
No CC! You're wrong!! It's a much worse and terrible offense that a person might pick up an abandoned turkey feather on a bike trail, or describe someone's winter coat as being a shade of "Lipstick red"!!
Get thee to the stocks!! For thou art accursed in the eye of all that is topix and flying and monkey!
For these, and not some playful Mashpee foibles, are the true offenses to mankind!
And for you to suggest that the noble modern day Mashpee, under the gracious auspices of the honorable Glenn Marshall and gentle Sean Hendricks, who walk amongst us as, exalted saints, magnificent in their irreproachable sovereign glory, incapable of the illegal or the untoward, magnanimously spreading the wealth and wonder that are golden shining mega resort casinos amidst us - we the unworthy rabble that humbly beg their indulgence... why, CC, it's nothing less than heresy.
Keep it up.
;~)
Aren't these the same types that were no shows at the start of lacrosse season, the release of the red-bellied cooter or a casino debate? Well, good thing. The last thing we need are some fights breaking out amongst our youth, dead endangered species or brawls involving them and the IBEW.
I'm sure the next peaceful event they attend will involve more marshmallows. :D
And plastic sheep!
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